I haven’t been in much of a writing groove lately. I can’t say that I am particularly depressed or anything of the sort, just sort of disconnected. I had a couple really good weeks. I went out to celebrate Kelly’s birthday with her and Carlos. The piano bar where we went was absolutely packed so we ended up leaving, but not before this guy with a porn mustache could fondle me. I hate places where I have no personal space. Then we went to Dave & Busters for a while. It wasn’t spectacular, but at least I got to bed before 4 A.M. All through that night, Stone left voice mail and text messages on my phone. They were pretty funny because he was very drunk. He told me that he was the lizard king.

I’m feeling very much on the fence about Stone. I find his company enjoyable, but he seems to want me at his beck and call. I am much too willful for that. I beat his ass at Trivial Pursuit. Hee hee.

I had two very nice days off last week. I met Lotus at Ikea on Thursday. She said she would not go to lunch with me after I threw a foam cushiony thing at her. It was an empty threat. I had to do it. The sign said that the thing could be thrown like a Frisbee and I had to make sure that wasn’t a lie. The thing flew really well. I was impressed even if Lotus wasn’t.

When I got back to my parents’ house after Ikea, I took a 2 hour nap. That pretty much set the tone for the next two days. I regressed to infancy and spent most of my time eating and sleeping. Thank goodness for my parents, I was able to take care of my own elimination and hygiene.

My coworker from the north was on vacation this week, but she took advantage of the fact that our boss doesn’t work on Mondays to come and have Chinese with the office manager and me. The food and conversation was good and my fortune said that I would emerge victorious from the maze I’ve been traveling in. I hope that means I will win the powerball or get a drug rep job or something.

Well, I guess that’s enough of me for now.

Love to all.