Okay, so I have this weird useless kind of random psychic ability. Okay, so sometimes it’s useful like when I just knew where Maddy’s keys were, but mostly because of it’s randomness, it’s pretty useless. Back in February (documented in my February 24th entry) there was this beautiful black belt who came to help instruct class. I was captivated, but he was leaving for NYC and I figured I would never see him again, though he would be in my thoughts periodically. Well, the last few weeks, he has been in my thoughts a great deal and I couldn’t figure out why until he came strolling into class on Friday. He looked a bit haggard, but still so beautiful. Nothing happened because I am a chicken and he didn’t seem all that interested. Who knows?

My instructor was mad at us because we did pretty badly on our written tests last week. It was the first written test I had taken for karate and I knew it was bad. He said that I had the highest score at 77% and 70% was passing. He took the fun out of having the highest score. He wants to retest us and said that he was going to raise the bar to 80%. I also have to buy a staff. I am completely uncoordinated with the staff. I guess I knew before that I had struggles with sticks—cars, boys, skinny people.

Speaking of boys, I gave Julio the sociopath test and he passed, so either he has heard the question before and is a liar or he really could be a sociopath. If he is, I’m glad that he didn’t kill me when he had the chance. I wonder if a sociopath came up with that question in the first place.

Well, I can’t think of much else today except that I have an awful craving for Sheetz cookies. I hope it goes away. I have been eating entirely too much crap lately.

Love to all.