Well, my brain is full of thoughts on personal grooming and hygiene. So I have this kickboxing instructor who is probably in her late 30’s or early 40’s and she is just unfairly perfect. She’s probably about 5’9” and not one lump of fat on her. My only consolation is that she seems to have really fine frizzy blonde hair. Well, I don’t make a habit out of checking out other naked women in the locker room, but I did happen to notice the instructor’s, ummmm, thatch. She had only a skinny strip about an inch wide. I was intrigued about how that would come to be exactly, but I was not going to admit to her that I was checking it out and ask such an intrusive personal question. How would I even phrase that? “Uh, do you get that done somewhere or do you do it at home?” I wouldn’t really want the little skinny strip as it creeps me out a little, but I would like to know how she removed so much hair without seeming to suffer any adverse effects like ingrowns or bumps.

In other hair removal news, I got a home electrolysis kit. It has this skinny little wire thing that you put down into your follicles and zap with the power of the 9-volt battery. I think I might be developing a new hobby. I will have to line other people up for when I run out of follicles.

Well, I guess that’s enough on hair removal for today.

Love to all.